PITTSBURGH, PA (Chafed News) – Police responded to a call from the offices of Aero-Dynamo Co. after a fight broke out during a job interview.  Witnesses say, John Dashpos was in the middle of interviewing Adam Taguser when the two men came to blows.  “I was sitting in my cube playing Minesweeper, like I usually do, […]

SAVANNAH, GA (Chafed News) – Embroiled celebrity chef Paula Deen denies she ever told racial jokes, but she did acknowledge using the “N-word,” according to her deposition in a lawsuit.  Deen was deposed as a result of a lawsuit brought about by a former employee who is suing Deen and her brother for sexual and […]

STEUBENVILLE, OH (Chafed News) –  Famed tennis player Serena Williams came under fire after she was quoted in an upcoming Rolling Stone article criticizing a sixteen-year-old rape victim from Steubenville, Ohio, suggesting the victim wasn’t a virgin and implied the victim shouldn’t have gotten drunk. Williams issued a statement on her blog, saying in part: […]

HUDSON COUNTY, NJ (Chafed News) – Speaking from the stoop of his front porch, Howard Robertson, a 42 year-old, lifelong Hudson County resident, told reporters that Father’s Day, while enjoyed by some, simply served as a reminder as to why he hates his “good-for-nothing” son.  “I was looking forward to it.  Really I was.  After […]

LOS ANGELES, CA (Chafed News) – While speaking to students at the University of Southern California (USC), famed movie director Steven Spielberg predicted the “implosion” of the film industry.  Spielberg said many factors will lead to the inevitable implosion, including the financial failures of big budget movies and the rise of free internet video services […]

SANFORD, FL (Chafed News) – As the jury selection for the second-degree murder trial of George Zimmerman crawls along, attorneys on both sides look to quicken the pace and finalize the six jurors, plus four alternates, who will ultimately decide the fate of the Florida neighborhood watch volunteer accused of murdering teen Trayvon Martin. “Jury […]

DENVER, CO (Chafed News) – The Obama administration announced it would not pursue an appeal against a federal judge’s ruling which will allow for the Plan B One-Step pill (AKA the morning after pill) to be sold over the counter, without a prescription and regardless of age.  The news of the announcement reverberated in slut […]